"Meester. Excuzing me pleeze."
"Yes?"
"I am looking . . . oh dear, how you saying this, I am looking for ze boylet."
"Ze boylet?"
"Ya, ya. Ze boylet. I am looking."
"What is ze boylet?"
"Ze boylet? Ya. I am looking. I am, how you say, zeeking eet."
"Zeeking it?"
"Ya. I am zeeking ze boylet."
"Hmmm. Zeeking ze boylet."
"Ya. I am wanting to take a peek."
"Oh I see. You are wanting to take a peek in the boylet."
"Ya, ya. I am needing ze boylet to take a peek."
"What's a boylet?"
"Wait pleez. I am having a book. See here, boylet."
"Oh, toilet. You want to take a peek in the toilet?"
"Ya. I am wanting to take a peek in the toilet."
"Hmmm. Fancy a drink?"