The following has been appropriated from the journal of John Flaherty and the letters of his secret admirer.

October 1, 199-

I received the first of her letters last week and I want to write about them now. I feel it will be good for me and will maybe cut down on the desire I feel, already, for someone who promises there'll be more. More letters to come. She just calls herself P.J., which doesn't help at all. (Although she did mention a mutual friend . . . ?) I feel like I know this girl already, but I'm intrigued enough with her to know there's much more to discover.

Dear John,


P.S. This is not a joke.

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