girl-girl songs on the radio

"ratline!" screamed the headless man. He needed his fix, a dead god and no pain, but of course you can't find that in the real world. or on MTV.

"fuck silly, that's what," poor man with no head and just native physical wants. He tries hard to describe this to the general public.

an old lady is shocked!

a right-wing politician is pissed! the politician severs headless man's art grant! the politician buys an uzi and shoots a lesbian!

the headless man just shakes his head. "they are afraid to play girl-girl songs on the radio these days."