In previous episodes of ukL, MvB had traveled from A2, MI to some undisclosed location inside of TX at a specific time (t) and is currently on his way home. At this space-time intersection (tx), MvB's motorcycle has blown a tire and he is currently preparing to get it transferred en masse.
Step Seven: Discuss briefly with your driver how you both were almost killed by a rolling mass of rubber truck tire.
Step Eight: Drive for 5 minutes and then you'll hear a really big explosion. The driver will pull over, and, upon examination he will discover that the end of the tie down straps (5000 lb. test or so) got caught in the backwheel of the truck and actually snapped, leaving your motorcycle still standing and none worse for the wear, apparently. The pretty girl and her boy have just left to pay the bill; soon she will be out of my life forever! Good. Bye.
Step Nine: Refasten the motorcycle, have it towed
to the shop, have the driver take you two other places to get
cash to pay him (he will not take credit cards and you should
be out of cash at this point). Pay him and tip him big
because for safety's sake and because he really
is a nice guy even though he knows not dick about towing motorcycles.
Play one more round of glance-glance and leave Denny's quick!
Get back to the Hotel at 12:55 or so. The TV will be on and
blaring and the air conditioning will be on full blast. ALWAYS
leave hotel rooms in this way. It is always the best thing to
do. Trust me. Get in and turn everything down to reasonable
levels. Be pissed off that you're not dedicated enough to finish
this up right now. Get back to it later.
This ends yet another installment of an unknown Legend. Next month ride with von Bulstecomit in steps 10, 11, 12, & 13 as he's propositioned by a young, well-dressed prostitute and gets his tire repaired by Clinton.